Things Your Momma Never Told You About Being Big
by jason meuller
So, you wanna be a bodybuilder, huh? Stand up on stage next to the big boys, get all the ladies, never have that sand kicked in your face again, I hear ya. There’s one little problem though. Walking around with all that extra steroid-induced muscle isn’t all peaches and cream baby. Sometimes it can be a downright pain in the ass (literally). Sit back and pay attention, school is now in session.
Breathing is a Bitch
If you’ve ever had the chance to hang out with a professional bodybuilder, one thing becomes immediately clear. Most of these guys suck wind like you wouldn’t believe. Simple tasks, like say, checking the mail for instance, is enough to make a lot of these guys gasp and wheeze for oxygen.
I myself have experienced this on many occasions. I own a three-story condo with plenty of stairs. Stairs. The bane to my existence. Do you know how many times I’ve considered installing one of those chairs that helps old people up the stairs? It’s especially lovely after a brutal leg workout, it’s 11 at night, and I’ve got to get some sleep. Do I climb three flights of stairs so I can get to my bedroom or crash out on the couch?
The human heart was not designed to pump blood through miles of additional vascular networks that are created through steroid induced hypertrophy. Quite frankly, many of these athletes are taxing their hearts to very dangerous levels. The combination of extreme size, steroid-related hypertension, and lack of cardiovascular conditioning makes for a dangerous combination.
You Sweat Like a Gerbil at a Gay Pride Rally
Ok, I admit that was probably in poor taste, but it was damn funny. Who likes to sweat? Hey, if you’re planning on being one of the big boys, you’re going to learn to love it! You think you sweat profusely now? Wait until you’re about 280 lbs of muscle and see what happens. more…







Scott Peck in his best seller “The Road Less Traveled” opens up the first sentence of the book with the statement that “Life is difficult”.
IGF-1 is naturally produced in the liver as a result of GH (Growth Hormone) metabolism in the presence of insulin. Muscle tissue can also produce IGF-1 by way of an intracellular response. In fact, one of the benefits of training sets that result in an intense burn, or stretch position training, is the production of natural IGF-1. It is also a side effect of oral 17-ALFA ALKYLATED STEROIDS, which cause a higher release of IGF-1 from the liver. IGF-1 receptors exist throughout muscles and organs such as the heart, spleen, small intestines, and kidneys with a higher concentration of receptors exerting effects upon organs. IGF-1 is extremely anabolic, far more so than GH or Insulin.
Steroids with athletes and how it affects their performance
Steroids are lab-made drugs that enhance performance in sexual and sports activities plus its capability in building muscles fast. In the 1930’s, anabolic steroids became famous in the pharmaceutical industry. The use of anabolic steroids is usually for building muscles and enhancing testosterone levels to cure impotency. However, this drug can be available only through doctor’s prescription. With its promising results, especially among athletes, anabolic steroids became vulnerable for abuse. Hence, many countries have considered amending their drug laws, which included legalities of steroids.
Transdermal testosterone comes as a patch to apply to the skin. It is usually applied once daily, and the schedule depends on the type of patch. Androderm patches are applied each night between 8 pm and midnight and left on for 24 hours. Testoderm patches are applied at the same time every morning (or any other regular time of day or night if the morning is inconvenient) and left on for 22-24 hours. Follow the directions on your prescription label carefully, and ask your doctor or pharmacist to explain any part you do not understand. Use testosterone patches exactly as directed. Do not apply more or fewer patches or apply the patches more often than prescribed by your doctor.
It would be very surprising to note that steroid use in pro sports will bring us back to times of the Greeks, where the Olympics started over four thousand years ago. Athletes of the ancients ate herbs and body parts of exotic animals believed to boost energy and strength. Leveling the playing field and instituting fair play were something that the ancients were too particular about of course, and were no less meticulous on these matters. But as far as the participants’ abilities are concerned, they didn’t mind about the rise of diets that were purported to improve the edge of athletes against others.
In order to understand steroid effects, let us take a closer look about testosterone which is a natural steroid. Testosterone is known for its effect for a man’s developmental change. It is partially responsible for all developmental changes especially during puberty. Testosterone’s effects are divided into anabolic and androgenic effects.
Human Growth Hormone (HGH)
Deca-Durabolin